Complete comedy podcast archive
Dive into the electric world of Future Jerks, the uproarious comedy podcast sensation of 2012–2013. Across 19 episodes, Scott Future in Ottawa and Ray Larabie in Nagoya conduct trans-Pacific conversations that ricochet between occasional insight and dependable nonsense.
Episode 1 ·
The premiere episode is probably about two men discovering microphones and immediately abusing the privilege. Expect technical uncertainty, trans-Pacific confusion and the customary inane banter between old men.
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Episode 2 ·
This episode likely presents a detailed investigation into banana pelts: where they live, how they are harvested and whether one can be worn as a hat. The research is repeatedly derailed by inane banter between old men.
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Episode 3 ·
Probably a sober emergency briefing on cat problems, internet spelling and felines refusing to cooperate with technical support. Whatever happened, it was accompanied by inane banter between old men.
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Episode 4 ·
This episode likely concerns either an unclothed idiot or a catastrophic failure of judgment. Possibly both. The surviving evidence consists mostly of inane banter between old men.
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Episode 5 ·
Probably an inquiry into whether sadness can become so concentrated that it develops physical properties. Expect grief, questionable science and inane banter between old men.
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Episode 6 ·
This episode is likely about what happens after eight: eight o’clock, eight drinks, eight chocolate mints or eight consecutive bad decisions. Inevitably, there is inane banter between old men.
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Episode 7 ·
Probably a pitch meeting for a television network whose entire schedule consists of poorly conceived programs nobody requested. Programming is interrupted frequently by inane banter between old men.
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Episode 8 ·
This episode likely concerns long-haul trucking in space, zero-gravity rest stops and the possibility that Deep Purple bears some responsibility. The cargo appears to be inane banter between old men.
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Episode 9 ·
Probably about genitals. Possibly three of them. Any attempt at serious analysis is unlikely to survive the inane banter between old men.
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Episode 10 ·
This episode probably documents the Muscle Pants pelvic experiment later mentioned in Episode 11. Results may include enhanced strength, damaged trousers and inane banter between old men.
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Episode 11 ·
Scott & Ray talk about disrespecting fish, birth photography, the world’s smelliest man and the results of the muscle pants pelvic experiment.
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Episode 12 ·
Scott & Ray with a special report on boosting: the latest Olympic nut-shocking scandal.
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Episode 13 ·
Scott & Ray with a special report on cat poop, babies and Star Wars Episode 7.
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Episode 14 ·
Scott & Ray thrill your stupid ears with tales of road poles, boner pills, Elmo, WASP, bull penises and a conversation with a teddy bear.
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Episode 15 ·
In this very special Future Jerks episode, Scott & Ray celebrate the holiday season with heartwarming tales of yuletide joy complete with bleeped out swears.
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Episode 16 ·
Among the finest Future Jerks shows you will ever hear.
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Episode 17 ·
The lost pilot episode tape discovered by two intrepid newsmen.
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